Rules of the Insult War
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_ _ The Insult War is pretty simple. Usually it starts when you and your friends are picking on each other, and someone says, in an insulting-yet-not-really-meaning-it sort of tone "Stupid!" The Insult War has begun. You fire back with some stupid reply, like "Well, at least I'm not a potato sniffer!" and It. Is. On. The insults get steadily ruder and meaner and outrageous. They can include, but are not limited to: |
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| As you can tell, insults that include vegetables and/or flinging things get the most points. Now, when you are reaching the end of your imagination/handy list of insults, it is imperative that you end the war thusly: |
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_ Insulter One: "Neurologist!" Insulter Two: "Mullet lover!" _ |
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"Mullet lover" must be the last insult in the war; whoever utters it is the winner, but it must be preceded by the opponent uttering "Neurologist." If this rule is not followed, the win is considered void and the Insult War must be fought again some other day. Winners of the Insult War should contact me so that their names can be added to the list below. Also, any new and exciting insults should also be mailed so they can be added to the list. |
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They Have Triumphed |
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